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a dildo that is giant, it straps to your arm and is more brutal than fisting a chick.
That chick just took the great american challange, a baseball bat, a boling pin and a football.. sideways, now lets see if your mom can take the armadildo.
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A dildo with all of the traits of an armadillo. It has an outer layer made of bone and a long pointy head with teeth. It is nocturnal and moves very fast. They can not operate in cold climates.
On a hot southern night, when the sun goes down, you can hear the Whipperwills and the hum of armadildos in the air.
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A lesbian extremist who finds compensation in the destruction of men's naughty bits.
Dude, that armadildo found compensation in the destruction of my naughty bits!
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A religious fanatic who believes the world is about to end in armageddon.
Q. What's with that guy dragging the cross around?
A. He's an armadildo who says the world is ending this weekend.
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When a male puts his whole arm into a female genitalia.
Damn! This dude gave Courtney an armadildo!
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A game where when you shove a dildo up an armadillos asshole, and it stays there. To win, the dildo you stuck up an armadillo's ass must stay there longer then your opponents.
Kid1: What do you want to do today?
Kid2: How about a game of armadildo?
Kid1: Sure!
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The act of sticking a curled armadillo into your anus, then prodding it deeper and deeper into your rectum with a dildo appropriately sized and shaped for the job.
upon reaching the colon you have successfully armadildoed
Hey bro I heard you were having an orgy tonight.
Oh yeah man it's going to be sick, we're gonna get super fried and try armadildoing Mike
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