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South American insectivorous mammal. Has tough 'armour plates' that protect it from attack. Some varieties can roll into a ball and be completely protected.
As far as I know, not interested in lesbians at all.
"hey, what's that weird looking animal with the armour?"
"an armadillo of course"
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Someone who ruins a good thing or moment.
My mom made chocolate covered strawberries for my friends and I, but Garrett was an armadillo and spilled the whole tray.
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Curling into a fetus position in a fight, lookign sort of like an armodillo. Usually one shouts "Please don't hurt me." repetitively while in the position.
"Yo man, what's this guy doin? He said he wants to fight but he just dropped into the armadillo."
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To provide weapons to a spanish pickle.
He is suspected of buying weapons to armadillo.
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The act of curling up into a ball due to severe period cramps
"Hey where's Jen?"
"Oh I'd leave her alone for a while. Last I saw she was armadilloing"
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The process of taking off your fingernails having sex and then cumming on the girls back, and sticking your nails to her back, using the cum as a glue
Guy A: yo i had some freaky sex last night
Guy B: yeah? what did you do?
Guy A: pulled an Armadillo on her
Guy B: *wakes up from nightmare*
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