arse window

The moment or passage of time at which a male in sexual congress with a female gets the oppotunity to switch from vaginal intercourse to anal.

Sometimes referred to as culo finestra.

"Dude i was ploughing this rancid slam pig last weekend when she passed out. Dude, i had a total arse window right there."

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I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window

A saying from Tyneside (in the North East of England), used when expressing absolute confidence that something will not happen. It refers to Fenwicks' department store in Northumberland Street in Newcastle upon Tyne, which is famous for the quality of its window displays, especially at Christmas.

Similar in sentiment to I'll eat my hat.

If Sunderland finish above Newcastle in the league, I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window!

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