art envy

when you are so crap at art that you think everybody else's artwork is bullshit

"James could not appreciate the Mona Lisa because he was overcome with art envy. Earlier on that day he had painted a face that resembled pubic but hair. He was very angry. So angry that he savaged a wild pig on his way home."

Bert: "Hey what do you think of my painting? I spent the last three weeks on it not stop, it was a pretty big job. I put a lot of time and effort into this..."
James: "-It's shit."