artery fuck

Food so inherently fatty that your arteries are getting completely fucked by eating them. Often whilst in the process of eating these foods you can feel yourself getting heavier and your breathing tighter.
Can also be used to refer to a period of excessive unhealthy eating.
Examples include: bacon fried in grease, scones and clotted cream, battered mars bars.

"scones and clotted cream, I can't get enough of them. But srsly what an artery fuck."

"today was a total artery fuck, what with that battered mars bar for lunch followed by a large portion of chips with extra salt."

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