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Average Restroom Visits.
First introduced back in 1984 by Lewis Skolnick when discussing the time of travel to Adams College with Gilbert Lowell.
Lewis: It's gonna be a great year. Now, I figure with lunch and two ARVs, we should be on the road approximately _ hours, __ minutes and __ seconds.
Gilbert: ARVs?
Lewis: Average restroom visits.
(laughter)
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Alien Reproduction Vehicle: Craft manufactured on Earth by humans using back-engineered UFO technology. Term made popular by Dr. Steven Greer of the Disclosure Project.
Many sightings of UFOs in modern times are actually ARVs flown by military personnel.
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Arved is a fucking legend, funny as fuck and will help you out in video games when you need it. He can be a asshole sometimes but he don't mean it, overall a great guy and will make your day just that little bit better.
Yoooo you spoke to arved recently?
Nah man but I need to, I miss his humour
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An Arved is an alpha male with a big dick
Lukas: "holy shit i saw an Arved today"
He is the richest person in your friend group, and he will always be loved.
arve your the best person in the world
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ultra-mega-super wikked-awsome guy! Has one HUGE Pebus.
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an uncommon word to describe someone or something that is really disgusting and/or repulsive. should only be used under extreme circumstances. Usage of such a strong word without proper reason is punishable by death/slow torture in some countries.
Oh my God. You truly are an arve.
I am close to throwing up just thinking about how arve that thing was
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