AS43 Syndrome

When one moment you have so much fun but the moment after you get a whooping on your ass like God's doing its job a bit too seriously

Person 1: I think I got as43 syndrome
Person 2: Why
Person 1: Every time I masturbate in the bathroom I always get caught and I get kicked in the testicles
Person 2: That's why I do it in bed
Person 1: WHAT