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Ashley Syndrome

Preparing ones anus for penetration

My boyfriend and I had Ashley Syndrome last night

by *Awkward-Turtle* July 20, 2017


Ashley" syndrome

To be cool; To be very smart and have obviously good taste. May apply to men who have "Ashley" syndrome". To be eternally grateful to one named Ashley. May also appply to those who love Ashley. Especially Ashley J. Also to be very sexy.

Man loves Ashley so he has the Ashley syndrome. See also "Goddess"

by Ashley March 7, 2005

62๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ashley" syndrome

to be lazy, and mean to say actually, more often when loaded drunk

ashley offisicer, I was not drinkin' twoonite.

by MIke Lebaum March 11, 2005

38๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ashley" syndrome

to have be annoying and self absorbed as hell, but to have the nicest rack ever. it's heard to be mean when her rack is that nice

man, ashely is so fucking annoying, but her rack is perfect!

by Jimmy Beans March 28, 2005

45๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ashley" syndrome

To be conceided and self absorbed

When a girl name ashley writes about herself

by fatty490 March 9, 2005

41๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ashley" syndrome

To be extremely talented, hot, black, larger kind of - but still hot (it don't even matter ta her), she is all up in the nana's (refer to Nana's on the search portion of this site.), and will beat down a lava (refer to Lava on the search portion of this site) if they do not perform their lava duties up to basic essential levels.

Britannica: You is all up in here havin' that ashley syndrome and I be likin' you a lot mo fo that.

Kwalishakwa: Thanks gurl.

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both in unison: YOU KNOW

by 2HotBlackWomen March 28, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ashley Madison Syndrome

A syndrome in which two girls spend copious amounts of time trolling the pages of Ashley Madison dot com under fake profiles containing photographs stolen off the internet (usually from the Facebook pages of beautiful, hot bodied women). While doing so, they taunt, terrorize and insult their victims with catch phrases and verbiage taken from the "greek sex" section of Urban Dictionary, while simultaneously bringing them to cyber orgasm. Symptoms include: ordering massive amounts of take out, not showering, gaining 6-8 pounds, not getting dressed or brushing teeth/ hair, laughing till stomach hurts, farting, channel surfing and drinking alcohol (all kinds).

After receiving a DUI on Thanksgiving weekend, Janice and Sarah decided to stay at home and soon developed a chronic affliction doctors could only determine to be Ashley Madison Syndrome.

by Superpumpers November 27, 2011

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