A = Average
B = Bad
C = Crap
D = Dead
F = Fucked...
"Asian Grades" are alot different
an A doesnβt stand for awesome anymore, it stands for average.
B stands for bad. because when you make a B, you are below average. all the other asians are making Aβs.
a C stands for crap. that means youre doing terrible. your parents are gonna probably lecture you, gonna yell at you, gonna spank you a few times.
a D stands for death. your parents are gonna threaten to kill you.
an F stands for fucked cause you know what? your parents are gonna probably abandon you, send you to boarding school, terrible things.
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A-acceptable
B-No dinner
C- Don't go home
D-Find a new family
Asian grades = me getting a c and not going home
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Asian Grades are almost always more extreme and abusive than a regular person's grades are.
Asian Grades:
A+= Could Have Done Better
A= Average
A-=Might Get Beat
B+= WHY CAN'T YOU GET AN 'A'!
B= Belt
B-= Bombed
C+= Get Nae Naed
C= Can't Live In My Family Again
C-= Should I Go Through Your Search History?
D+= Suns Down Beat Down
D= Disowned
D-= Die
F+= Failure
F= Find a New Family
F-=Fucking Go To Hell
"How are you ASIAN GRADES Timmy?"
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A- average
B- Disappointing
C- Shameful
D- Deep Shit
F- Get the Fuck out of my House
Chinglong got a D his parents are going to give him deep shit because of Asian grading
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Regular kids:
A = Great
B = Good
C = Average
D = Okay
F = Bad
Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
Asian: *crying*
Other kid: Why are you so sad?
Asian: Cuz I have a B+!
Other kid: Well I have a C- and my parents think that's pretty good
Asian: On the Asian grading scale, B's are below average
Other kid: Sorry
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These words mean the following:
A-average
B-broomstick
C-can't have dinner
D-don't come home
F-find new family
Example of Asian Grading Scale:
Father: Lets look at your report card son.
Son: Ok.
Father: A, A, A, B...
Son: No, please don't!
Father: B IS FOR BROOMSTICK!!!
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A = Average
B = Below Average
C = Crap
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
Asian: Crap, I got a D for biology, can I come to your house?
Friend: What do you mean?
Asian: In our Asian grading scale, Im not allowed to go home anymore
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