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Asphalt Queen

An individual (usually a male with a small penis) lifts (jacks up) his truck and puts huge tires on it for the purpose of "offroading" With the intention of being "cool" however they only drive on asphalt and around mall parking lots. Usually included is the following; cigarettes, dip, baseball hats, bad tattoos, being loud, and cheap beer.

Oh wow, look at that asphalt queen stalking around the mall again

by HappyAsshole March 11, 2017

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asphalt queen

A girl who doesn't stay in one place for long

They won't last longs she's an asphalt queen

by Zara maley April 11, 2016