ass aura

A strange scent/warm feeling that arises out of one's ass and/or chair that appears when said person has been sitting in said chair for a prolonged period. Mostly caused by a combination of a hot day, a poorly ventilated seat/pants, and a naturally sweaty ass.

Bob refused to sit down for the meeting, for he did not want to stink up the room with embarrassing ass aura.

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