assball

any numerous types of improvised games with a ball. Could include swatting at a rubber ball between two people, or kicking a volleyball around in a dorm room.
Much more fun than organized ball games

we had to stop playing assball cause the tv got hit and shattered.

I sometimes like to wear one of those leather biker gloves when i play assball.

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assball

Noun (ass-ball) - a strategic defensive maneuvuer where the person wraps their arms around their legs and curls oneself into a ball shape with their ass in the air therefore making their ass vunerable to attack while all vital organs are concealed and safe from harm.

bully- "yo RYAN you owe me 10 bucks im gonna KILL you!"
ryans friend- "quick ryan curl into an assball!"

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assball

What "association football" (football everywhere else, soccer in the US) should be called.

It's called "soccer" because of the "soc" in as*soc*iation. it would be called "assball" because of the "ass" in *ass*ociation, get it.

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assball

An exclamation of anger.

"Assballs!"

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Assball

When its hotter than hot

The weather:96 degreese
Me:dang it’s hot as an assball in here

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Assball

When someone takes a poop and stinks up the bathroom to where it’s steamy

Dad:takes a poop
Me:dang it’s hot as an assball

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assballs

Fecal remnants sticking to pubic hairs around anus; dingleberries; a general exclaimation of negativity.

Make sure you don't have any assballs before wearing my boxers.

This sucks assballs!

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