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A hairy butt crack. When someone bends over and their butt crack is showing with massive amounts of hair.
Whoa dude check out that ass beard over there.
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a large patch of hair grown on the lower back that ascends down the crack of the ass.
When he mooned us we got a good look at his upper ass beard.
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A beard, you grow on your ass.
Person 1: I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS BEARD OF THEM ALL!!!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!