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An Assclam is the walk a person does when they have to go to the bathroom. Holding their asscheeks tightly together, like a clam. Sometimes snapping them together quickly to avoid smudge marks. An insult to a person whom walks, or acts funny.
Hey look Chrissy! That guy is an ass clam,I hope he shits himself real good.
Look at his ass clam, he must have to pinch one off, you know sally?
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n. a assclam is a person who, is always wrong talks shit and falls on his cock
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where your ass is wetter than swamp ass and it has the stank ass odor.
i just took a shit and now i have clam ass, my girl is gonna hate me.
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Excessively cheap and tightfisted with money.
Forget about asking John to donate. He's tighter than a clam's ass.