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ASS CROUTON

the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one's anal hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. More commonly referred to as "dingleberries," or fartleberries."

With the amount of ass croutons that I was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! Only problem was, I wished my girlfriend would have used Ranch dressing instead of Italian!

by weave August 23, 2003

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Ass Croutons

butt crunchies. (see be-low)

She did a reach-around, and in so doing, came up with a handful of ass croutons.

by Phil-yah July 5, 2006

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