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When you fuck someone in the ass so hard that their butthole/vagina rips and blood comes pouring out
Damn she felt ass destruction so hard it started bleeding
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What you get in the toilet after taking a crap that felt like it came out sideways.
After hours of pushing and straining, Zach splashed a weapon of ass destruction in the toilet.
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A diarrhea session that makes you bite your lip, roll your eyes up, howl in pain, and inwardly pray for mercy and light as your anus and rectum is destroyed by lethally hot liquid shit that feels like it's filled with razors. Usually to be had after a curry or eating at Taco Bell.
OH MY GOD!!!! My anus is BLEEDING! AAAAAAAARGH!
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What people get after eating at Taco Bell
After I ate a burrito from Taco Bell and released a Weapon of Ass Destruction, everyone in the room was left unconscious.
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When you eat 6 breakfast burritos and fart while wearing a trenchcoat. Then walk into a crowded restaurant and open your trench coat to release the toxic fumes, killing everyone.
The morning crowd at McDonald's kept eating thier food, blissfully unaware the terrorist had just finished eating 4 McGriddles. He felt a slight rumble in his intestines, then stood up and began to undo his trenchcoat buttons....
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Gay slang for an exceptionally large penis, so named because of its tendency to cause anal bleeding during buggery. (see also dumdum bullet)
Hello Mr Archer, welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Your cellmate is Mad Mickey McPerve, i'd be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of ass destruction, and he's not afraid to use it.
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1)Anything natural or otherwise painfully inserted into the rectum during sex.
2) Anything used to kill donkeys.
.. She them pulled out a 12" dildo and used it as a weapon of ass distruction.
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