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A form of currency. A payment of 1 ass dollar constitutes the debt collector taking 1 thrust in and out of the paying party's anus.
"Did you hear the ass dollar is up against the pound. Now would be a good time to pay your debts with the minimum of tearage."
"I have the money right here, please don't hurt me!"
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The act of creasing any denomination of paper currency the long way; placing the bill between one's ass cheecks. This must be held for a period no less than 30 minutes prior to exchanging for goods or services.
While riding to purchase a jeep Cherokee, a 1 hour 45 minute drive away, my cousin informed me he had a surprise. Before arriving on our long car ride he pulls over counts his hundred dollar bills and says one is missing. Pulls one out of his ass and says my "Iraqi-ass-dollar!!! Let's ride!!!"
A woman's ass so fine; so symmetric that each step renders a slight shimmer that enhances her legs. The million dollar ass is quite rare and when spotted is instantly seared into the brain forever.
Hey Paco, yesterday I saw a babe with a million dollar ass.
You shitten me?
Means you love yo girlfriend
"Bae, sit yo five dollar ass down before I make change"
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