ass glasses

ass glasses = hind sight (as in hindsight is 20/20)

Eve: You should have done it this way.
Adam: If I would have had my ass glasses on, I would have seen that.

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ass glasses

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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janky ass glass

The phrase janky ass glass refers to low end bongs made of glass from China or other low quality glass. Often this phrase is used to describe goodstash bongs which use a grommet instead a glass on glass joint.

Matt: Dude have you been to skatesurfsmoke in Hermosa? They have goodstash bongs.

Ryan: Yeah I heard about it from some punks who thought they could skate. That place sure does have some janky ass glass.

Matt: I know!! That's exactly what I thought when I walked in there!

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ass-for-glass

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a homo-sexual drug addict who entertains anal-sex purely for the procurement of crystal-meth

-usually bareback.

"That Ricky bloke is a Jerk-off, he's a bottom-feeder who does ass-for-glass"

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glass ass

A sick clip shown on the page "glassass.com"
Putting a big jar into your ass

A:Did u see the glass ass video.
B:Yeah, it was sick.
A:I liked it...
B:Weirdo

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ass in a glass

an alcoholic drink mixed from whatever alcohol is on hand. Usually made by someone who is drunk already, this concoction usually tastes like "ass", hence the name.

Ass in a glass is the chop suey of the beverage world

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fat ass in a glass

An alcoholic drink available in the state of Maine. It is made with allen's coffee brandy (extremely cheap version of kaluah) and milk. When you drink it your ass grows very large.

Can I pay for my fat ass in a glass with my foodstamps?

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