ass gopher

1. One who makes a home in your ass hole as a gopher would do.

2. an obsessive person. kind of like when you say Zach is so far up Sean's ass it is unbelievable.

Why are you so obsessed with me you fucking ass gopher.

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gopher ass

Slang for the unfortunate condition of seriously needing to take a shit but having nowhere to do it.

When I felt its little smooth, brown face begin to emerge from my hole, I quickly realized I had gopher ass.