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The term a cyclist uses to describe what their bike seat feels like after it has become extremely uncomfortable due to either the duration of a bike ride or the number of consecutive days of bike riding.
By the fifth day of the Bicycle Ride Across Nebraska (BRAN), I could swear my seat had turned into an ass hatchet.
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The coworker who immediately upon entering the workplace becomes an attached pain in the ass until the end of day. Usually accomplished by a war against silence or personal space.
Only nine hours until this ass hatchet can be safely removed.
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An ass, that when a person turns to the side, looks like it has been hacked off by a hatchet; Jeans look way better on a chick with a dookie booty than with a hatchet ass.
She's a hottie, but Paris Hilton has a mad hatchet ass.
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Someone who was stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.
“ that hatchet ass bitch wasn’t worth the money I paid her. “
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Someone who got stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.
That hatchet ass bitch over there is not worth the money I spent for the night.