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Your ass is on crack

A beautiful set of cheeks that can turn anyone regardless of their sexuality.

Damn dad, your ass is on crack.

by dantesdad April 14, 2021


Ass be cracking

When a fellow person is bent over and his or her shirt is too far up as well as their pants are too far down. Therefore showing posterior crackage complete with a living bear of fur in between said buttocks

Damn dude Chris's ass be cracking

by hairycatterpilar April 7, 2013

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Ass Crack

1) The vertical line dividing the left and right ass cheeks.
2) Crack, and cocaine variants, that were at any point, up someone's ass.

1) The morbidly obese man's ass crack was showing. All of the children saw it.
2) Junkie: Hey, wanna smoke this crack with me?
Bum: Nah, nigga, that crack is ass crack.

by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 13, 2017

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ass crack

The split between someone's ass cheeks.

Look at the size of that guys ass crack! It runs halfway up his back

by Big Bad Bastard November 15, 2002

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Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

by Shohn Shmoe February 22, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass crack

the line on your ass that gets erased after sitting down for long periods of time.

I better take a marker to re-draw my asscrack because it will be gone after sitting in the plane that long

by Frank Bertossi August 20, 2005

96๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass crack

The thing you yell when nothing else comes to mind. One of those times when you're so mad that you say something extremely irrelevant and that doesn't even make sense, when you could have just as easily said ass hole.

Tracy: Yeah, thats such a dumb thing to say no one cares.
Sam:Oh.. You...You're such a... a...
Tracy: A what?
Sam: Ass crack!!
Tracy: lol of all the things you could have said...ass hole maybe?.. wow you are just awful.

by wellblowmedown March 25, 2011

28๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž