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one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.
1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.
2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!
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Someone perpetually stuck to their boss's ass; toady; brown-noser; syncophant
Dude, John is such an ass magnet. If the boss stopped dead in his tracks, they'd have to pry John's nose out of his ass with a crowbar.
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The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.
Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?
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The tendancy of one's ASS being drawn to sitting down rather than doing the work that one's suposed to be doing.
"look at the magnet ass sitting down AGAIN!"
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When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass
I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up