assman

A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.

Sarah only seems to attract assman because she has a damn ghetto booty. Ain't nothin wrong with that!

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assman

Cosmo Kramer

As seen as Seinfeld.

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assman

See Cosmo Kramer, the assman.

(In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)

Security Guard: Can I help you?

Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.

Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...

Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.

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assman

A man whose favorite part of the female anatomy (i.e. to look at/stick his penis in) is the butt.

Also spelled "ass-man."

And that was when I realized: I'm an assman!

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assman

Gives a thumbs up, an ass that is.

Hey that guy's an assman he gottafat thumb for da booties

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assman

Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.

From ass(istant) + man(ager).

Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!

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assman

a person that enjoys sex through the anus more than anything else on this planet.

Boy you better be careful, I just saw that assman staring at you from across the room.