(actually it's my trademark phrase)
An ass monger literally is one who sells or deals in asses, used as an insult its pretty sweet
Hey ass monger, go live in a fucking hole
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One who craves and obsesses about ass. They may even smell like ass...
Andy is stronger than any known gorilla and ass monger.
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One who spreads and/or promotes ass.
Kailan Fish is a real assmonger.
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A man who appraises the value of people's asses, can be found working street corners late at night.
I got appraised at an ass monger and my ass is worth a bag of chips!
The local ass monger got arrested last night, now I'll never know how much it's worth...
Why are all the ass mongers here naked?
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