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ass quarters

The drinking game consiting of walking butt naked on a dinning room table while dropping quarters from your ass hole into the mouth of an unsuspecting stranger preferably with their shoes on while listning to jon fanda.

obviously everybody is a winner

"I love playing ass quarters with you.. I always win"

by connor mcginn October 7, 2007

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Quarter assed

When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.

My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.

by gimmedatsammich January 25, 2012


quarter-assed

Half of half-assed; a very, very poor attempt. First coined by GC of Fafarazzi.

Those new kids can't even make a quarter-assed attempt at sounding intelligent.

by shanut July 11, 2008

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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

by HK Orlando October 19, 2006

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Quarter-ass

being half-assed at half-assing stuff

my bud John quarter-assed his final exam

by Krog April 12, 2006

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Quarter-ass

To do something which should not be done to begin with, and to do it in a half-assed way.

John, you did a quarter-assed job by printing out all your e-mails -- they're not even in chronological order!

by Sulak December 6, 2010

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Quarter Assing

When become so mentally depraved that you decide to give half the effort you would normally, if you previously were half-assing, thus entering the realm of quarter-assery.

Online school is so stupid, I've decided I'm going to start quarter assing it.

by OccasionalDipper February 13, 2021