the itchy arse being scratched.
Person: Hey, how is my drawing?
Person 2: ass scratch
December 1st-31
National scratch ass month (weirdest yet)
Comes after grab ass and slap ass (november)
Free card to scratch any girls ass😍😍
Hey Billy you see Darlene over there, don't you wanna scratch her ass?
Obviously it's scratch ass month
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Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!
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