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This happens when someone sweats profusely from their ass and leaves their seat all wet so when the next person sits in it they get sweaty ass on them.
This person at our work sweats a lot and when I sat on their chair after they left my ass got all wet so now we call that chair the "Sweaty Ass Seat"
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No matter how ugly, offensive, or unappealing a person, place or thing may be, there will always be SOMEONE who likes it, finds it the opposite and wants it.
Johnny down at the used car lot just got this old car in on Saturday. It was lime green with pink and purple polka dotted seats. Fred walked up onto the lot on Monday and said to Johnny, " now Johnny! Who in tarnation will ever buy this car" Johnny smugly replied, " Now Fred! Don't you know that there is an ass for every seat"
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When someone’s ass has a V shape to it and is very flat like they sat on the toilet all day.
“Dude, the lunch lady has got some nasty toilet seat ass in those tight clam diggers.”
Louise screamed at the kid for giving her a $20 bill for lunch and she walked away with her V shaped flat toilet seat ass.
Uncle Henry’s toilet seat ass is noticeable in any pair of jeans he wears because it excentuates how flat and V shaped it is.
When yo ass land and cant get up cause you landed in the backrooms on a shitmountain .
Or you call someone this cause there such a asian ass seat
A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.
Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!