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I heard she is limping like that because her boyfriend gave her a rough ass shot last night.
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Originating from the game of golf, an ass shot occurs when a person is playing poorly and then has a very good shot, apparently pulling the shot out of their ass.
Damn, I've been driving it like shit today. At least that ass shot got us a few strokes ahead.
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To hold a member of the opposite sex upside down while pouring liquor down the crack of her/his ass while a buddy lays on the ground and slurps it up.
"Jill thinks her last batch of ass shots tasted like her boyfriends dick!"
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The act of inserting a bottel of alcohol into partners anal cavity and slurping it out.
An Ass Shot is done While having sex in doggie position, insert thumb into partners butthole for 3 mins. After three mins remove thumb which will then leave Anus puckering like lips about to kiss. Then insert your favorite alcoholic beverage into anus and allow only one gulp. Immediately after suck alcohol out of partners anus quickly because ingesting alcohol via the anus can be lethal. Once alcohol is out of anus, you and your partner can both enjoy your buzz.
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The best shot invented in 2019.
1) First a person breaks a Dutch based chicken candy in half and puts the ass of the chicken on his left hand (same place as the salt of a tequila shot).
2) Prepare the finest Turkish Yeni Raki mixed with water in a shot.
3) Open a bottle of beer
If everything is set, first you take that damn chicken ass, wash it away with your Yeni Raki and try not to vomit while finishing your shot with some beer.
Congratulations, you have now mastered the art of tipsy chicken ass.
Person 1: Hi man, u need to take a tipsy chicken ass shot
Person 2: Fuck my life, I still want to enjoy my evening
Person 1: A man should never refuse his bros
Person 2: Say no more, give me that tipsy chicken ass shot
All other people in the room: *fucking retards*
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One who smokes marijuana regularly and is constantly in a dazed state of non-remembrance and forgetfulness. Some consider shot ass to be a synonym for the word stoner, but this is not the case. All shot asses are indeed stoner's, but contrary to popular belief, all stoner's are not shot asses. A stoner is defined as one who smokes a ton of weed but is not necessarily always under the influence of marijuana. A shot ass on the other hand never allows himself to fully reach a state of sobriety and will constantly be seen puffing on joints or stealthily smoking in the school bathroom to keep their buzz going strong.
John: Where's Josh man? I saw him in first period
Mike: He left out the gym entrance, he's totally baking
John: What a shot ass
Teacher: If you don't label your papers with the date you won't be receiving credit.
Stoner: you dave, what's the date man
Dave: It's the 6th bro
Stoner: Of what month?
Dave: August you dumbass
Stoner: What's the number for august man?
Dave: 8 you fuckin shot ass
Someone who smokes generous amounts of weed, marijuana, etc. on a regular basis
Bob Marley was called a shot ass all the time by his friends.
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