Random
Source Code

Ass spider

A little piece of dried poop, which, when pulled loose, takes along with it a collection of butt hairs so it resembles a spider body and hair legs.

It's a guy thing. Women do not have ass spiders.

When he pulled the crusty bit loose it ripped out a bunch of butt hairs leaving him holding a worthy ass spider in the paper.

by LabMom July 30, 2009

47👍 9👎


ass spider

a spider that goes in your ass when u sit on the toilet

i saw a ass spider making babies with a penis snake

by asspro67 October 4, 2005

11👍 22👎


ass spiders

<i> noun </i> generic term for any type of sexually transmitted parasite.

"i heard you banged rhoda kirkman." "yeah, dude. i got a bad case of ass spiders from her."

by the dastardly one December 30, 2004

3👍 10👎