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The proper way to squat. Only girls and phaggots complain about this and if you think it kills your knees your just a pussy. Basically you go further pass parallel tell your ass is almost touching the ground ("grass"). This ensures you properly work all the muscles. And it looks way more bad ass. 225 ass to the grass or bust. Also known as ATG
Bob: *quarter squatting 225*
Frank: hey bob why don't you stop being a pussy and start squating ass to the grass *squats 315 ATG for ten reps*
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Ass = Sex Cash = Money Grass = Weed
You'll have to give me ass cash or grass for a ride home
The most acceptable forms of payment for the favor of being given a ride to any destination. Roughly translates to: money, weed, or sex (oral sex is also acceptable). Gifts should be given promptly and without hesitation.
Brian: Well, here we are.
Girl: Aw, well thanks for the ride Brian-
*she begins to exit the car*
Brian: Hey- hey, hey! Not so fast, its ass gas or grass in this car, bitch. And it seems I've got a full tank and plenty of the fine erb, so uhhh... *nods head, indicating genitals*
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The toll for riding in anothers vehicle. Only one is required in trade.
If your riding with me you better give up some ass, gas or grass
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If someone is asking you for a ride and you don´t feel the need to give it away for nothing, it´s a good opportunity to ask for "ass, gas or grass".
Meaning you wish to take advantage of the situation by getting a good fuck, some bucks for the gas you´re gonna need or at least something to get a buzz from.
(Maybe one of you might describe it better, as I´m by no means a native speaker!)
"You wanna go to Mexico with me? Take a ride? Well, what´s your currency...
ass gas or grass ?
Nobody rides for free, you know?!"
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a line demo man tf2 says while using the scotts man stagger
Ass on the grass mann
to have partied to hard to the point where you are to sick to continue the party. To sit your ass on the grass refers to having bit off more than you can handle while partying, and being unable to party anymore.
Ex. 1 - Man I had to sit ya ass on the grass the other night you went to hard on the alcohol.
Ex. 2 - I sat your homeboy on the grass the other night, he thought he was tough enough to hang with the big dogs.
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