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A used towel, discovered when an unsuspecting wet person reaches for it and dries his face in what feels and smells like ass.
I took two showers today, I got burned on an ass towel.
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A complete and utter tosspot, one insult above asshat.
You absolute ass towel
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When you have a butt so flat that it looks as if you have a beach towel wrapped around your waist.
Boy, you got a beach towel ass! Yo butt so flat it goes from your back straight down to yo knees.