Ass Truffle

Ass trufflle occurs when two straight males get bored and proceed to shove eachothers' noses in eachothers' asses pretending to look for the elusive ass truffle....not to be mistaken for the homosexual version called tossing the salad.

friend 1: Man I'm bored.

friend 2: Me too

friend 1: why don't we ass truffle eachother?

friend 2: Isn't that gay?

friend 1: only if you toss my salad.

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ass-truffling

akin to how a pig truffles in the forest for the famously hard to find truffle mushroom, "ass-truffling" is the act of snorfling around in the drawers of your lover looking for dingle berry gifts to sniff and chew.

Your average ass-truffler will make grunting noises followed by squeals of delight when treasures are unearthed.

*ew ew ew* *get away get away get away* help meeee, this guy I brought home from the bar is ass-truffling meeeeeeeeee!!!!

*smacks him unconscious*

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Fake Ass Truffle

A term used to describe the presence of any substance that mimics the flavor of real truffle, such as 2,4-dithiapentane, but is not properly disclosed as an artificial flavor. Such substances are often represented as “natural flavor” on ingredient lists to trick consumers into believing they are receiving added value.

The bougie diva hyped her pricey truffled ziti, but got punk’d ‘cause it was just Fake Ass Truffle.