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asswaffle

(noun) some one who is anoying, or uncool in anyway, such as a a guy who keeps hittin on your girlfreind or wishes he was kurt cobain, or just plain sucks

"dude, your an asswaffle"

by grungyflannel April 27, 2007

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asswaffle

A word that Michael Zurawel made up a long time ago to tell people off in a funny way but also make them feel highly insecure.

" Yo, that guy in the 50 cent video was a complete asswaffle getting all thoughs hunnys on him"

by Mandax95xlynnea April 12, 2009

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asswaffle

asswaffle(n); A person who is a waste of oxygen; an idiot. Also used to describe someone that won't let you run your game. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing. see douchewaffle.

that guy is such an asswaffle.

shes an atheist so she must be an asswaffle.

by asswaffle May 23, 2010

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asswaffle

Someone who loves waffles and ass

Heat is an asswaffle

by Spongeworthy June 3, 2006

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asswaffle

usually used by a chronically moody or negative person. Thrown into conversations even when it doesn't make sense.

Claire: Hey, how are you?
John: Your being an asswaffle 70% of the day
Claire: i hate you...

by JDHater2000 February 21, 2012

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Asswaffle

A person who acts like a total jerk, always insulting people

He can be such an asswaffle when he starts to insult everyone

by Clamtart March 2, 2015

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Asswaffles

Asswaffles: a word to use when severely pissed off.

*drops brick on toe* "asswaffles!"

"So I gotta go babysit. We can't chill today." "Asswaffles!"

by aaswaffler February 5, 2012

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