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The sort of person who would hack into a website, delete half the files, and laugh when the owner of the site returned in the morning.
Shite! My site got delketed by asswagons again!
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a rickshaw; Chinese transportation device drawn by human power. Many modern day cars known by the slang term "rice burner" can also be referenced by this term.
"If that friggin' douchebag keeps driving his silly little asswagon up and down this street at 100mph,I swear to god, I'm gonna fucking shoot'em!"
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A vehicle driven by someone who has no concern for other vehicles or for the rules of the road.
That asswagon just cut me off!
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An asswagon is a person in a wheelchair. It can be said that their ass moves by wagon.
Stephen Hawking is funnier than Anne Frank because he is an asswagon.
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a car driven by a Teabagger (i.e. someone that is an avowed supporter of the Tea Party movement).
There goes another asswagon to the Palin "I'm not quite ready to declare" non-Presidential rally
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An asswagon is generally anyone who is a complete Jackass. An adjective for someone who is an Asswagon is Asswagonous.
Hey man, that Gabe guy is a real Asswagon
Yeah, he's quite the Asswagonous Bastard
A complex insult in which you are referring to a douchebag or cunt who shall now and otherwise be known as an asswagon. The person in question is an ass and has the combined intelligence of a ass and wagon thus are an asswagon.
Person 1: 2+2 is fish. Person 2: You asswagon you are so dumb your ass couldn't outsmart that wagon. Why don't you do something useful with your life and go Thailand and make Nike Products with preteen Asians.
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