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Heated seats in a car, so called because it heats up my ass.
Brrrr, it's -21 C, I must turn on my ass warmer on my commute to work
when you put your hand in your female's pants in order to keep your hand warm in cold weather.
Hey bitch, come back here with that ass-warmer, I'm freezing!
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The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.
Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!
Maia: Wow! How did it feel?
Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...