Ass With Ham

Definition 1: A type of ham that ham-haters like, with alot of ass.

Definition 2: A common chat up line usually used on a bus to attract the opposite sex.

Person 1: Hey, that guy has got the biggest ass with ham that i've seen!
Person 2: You should see my sausage with scrotum!

Guy: Hey, ass with ham ;)
Girl: (Grabs crotch with excitment!) ooooohhhhhh!!!

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hot ass and ham

a word used in expression to very rank smells

damn, it smells like hot ass and ham in here!

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Ass Ham

When a person unleashes an ungodly amount of rancid smelling fart.

Person 1: “Bro I just unleashed some absolute ass ham at my girls house yesterday”

Person 2: “What flavor was it?”

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ass ham

When your walking in a crowd and the smell seeps from the ass cheeks and surprises your nostrils with a rank ass stench.

Waitin in line at disneyland, and mrs. fatty tourist son of a bitch stadin in front fo me chaffin like fuck and gettin her ass ham in my face.

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ass ham

having a nasty ass; an ass that looks like chipped ham. A gross, untoned, disgusting ass.

sean, you have some serious ass ham
girl ew, you got some ass ham going on there, tone that shit up!

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