ass cream

cream used during anal intercourse. used as an ass lubricant.

Guy 1: when I was fucking my girlfriend, she asked me to use ass cream so my massive cock could go in and out more smoothly.

Guy 2: Nice.

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ass cream

/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice

Where did I put my ass cream? My hemorrhoids are killing me!

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ass cream

medicine for hemorroids

I went through 16 tubes of ass cream

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ass cream

Ice Cream , mostly the soft vanilla type

Yall pass da ass cream?

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ass cream

Function: abbreviation
"Assorted Creams"

The box of Russell Stover Assorted Creams was abbreviated "RS Ass Cream" on the receipt from the pharmacy.

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ass cream

When their is cum/seamen in your bum.

Man i was so drunk last night that when i woke up i had ass cream i dont even know how

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ass cream

The art of being a dumb ass

trying to make progress with a chick and a friend walks up and says "So hows your girlfriend?" What a ass cream.

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