assenger

One who rides the ass of another, especially during anal intercourse. See top.

John may have looked like a bottom, but, in the bedroom, he was a total assenger.

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Assenger

A chav that plays his/hers mobile phone music very loudly in a public place.
e.g On the bus, playing stupid, chavvy, chipmunk music.

"OMG i hate assengers, i wish they'd turn their fucking music off"

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assenger

Entitled assholes who cause a scene on your flight

Attendant - Sir please turn off Airplane Mode.
Guy - What the hell why would you ask me to do something so amazingly stupid and ridiculous? What will turning off my connection to prevent signal interference do for me?
Guy 2 - Ah great, there's the assenger of the flight.