asshole cough

A unnecessary cough issued close to a smoker in a passive aggressive way to alert the smoker to the common distaste of their habit.

Smoker 1: Yeah, so I was knee deep...
Passerby: *Cough*
Smoker 2: Was that just an asshole cough? C'mon. We all die in the end, man.
Passerby 2: *Cough*

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