asshole it up

To change the manner in treatment of others whereby the new change in attitude and treatment justifies being called an asshole

1. I'm sick of being so nice to people. I need to asshole it up

Asshole Up

"Asshole-Up"

1. To "Man Up" but with the attitude of an Asshole.

2. To go from nice guy to an Asshole in an instant.

3. To be an Asshole!

Guy 1: If that guy is looking for a fight then I'll just "Asshole Up" and rip his fucking head and shit down his fucking throat!!!

Guy 2: Damn dude, calm the fuck down!

5👍 2👎

asshole is throwing up

the involuntary act of shitting which usually leaves your asshole burning. this is when you have a case of the runs, and you finally make it to the toilet and your gut involuntaryly sucks in and the shit squirts out automaticly. Jus like puking but out the other end. the only difference is that u cant use your finger to induce this kind of throwing up!

man 1: Damn man that didnt take long!
man 2: Yeah I know...thats cause ma asshole is throwing up.

7👍 10👎

annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god

a type of religious person who doesn't stop whining because you don't believe the same religion as them. follows you in public to show you their "sky daddy". harasses people for being LGBTQ+

DAMN MAN! did you see that annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god earlier? he was following me to try to "pray the gay away". he said stuff like "Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve"

Asshole throw-up

The act of sitting on the toilet and nothing but diarrhea comes out.

I felt the urge to use #2, but then i sat on the toilet all I felt was asshole throw-up!