asshole pie

the mix of macroni and cold bacon in one dish, tastes like your girlfriend's ugly sister's gooch. tastes like salad the has chinese goat milk all over it, and chunks of meaty cardboard.

guy 2: "dude, you let the noodles sit in the pot for too long..

guy 1: dont worry, we can throw cold bacon in there!

guy 2: good idea, sir.

guy 2: its done.

guy 1: well, taste it??

guy 2: it taste like someone just took a shit on a salad!!

guy 1: its asshole pie, we shall feed it to the world."

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