assmar

Asthma

When you can't pronounce asthma, you say assmar

Piggy so fat and can't go up lots of stairs because he's got assmar

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assmar

1.) As a general insult following in the trend of rectal-based phrases, see wordasshat/word

2. As a descriptive phrase

1. Dude, he didn't deserve that. You're such an assmar.

2. Don't like it? Sucks to your assmar.

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Dead Assmar

Completely serious. The same as "dead ass," but used by high school students to reference "Lord of the Flies."

Samneric:"Where's Piggy?"

Ralph: "Roger just crushed him with a boulder..."

Samneric: "Dead assmar?"

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sucks to your assmar

A phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. Originally from "Lord of the Flies" in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down.

Jim:"I don't think I can make it George, you'll have to carry me to safety"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"

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sucks to your assmar

goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase

Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit

Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems

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