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To be together with another person or group as friends, partners, etc. To enjoy each others company in pastime activities.
"Is Tom your friend?"
"Oh no, he's an associate we only see each other at parties."
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What a company calls their cheap-labored employees to make them feel like they are important when in fact they don't mean sh*t to them because they have no power at all.
I can't believe that the largest company in the world still calls their $7 slaves "associates"... like they have something to do with the company's management...
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A word used by Greg from the Real World to describe a female friend with benefits. She's mainly a booty call and nothing more.
I don't want a relationship right now, I just want to fuck with my associates.
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Formed by two founder members of the HFPC (Ches and Fin) along with Pricey, the Beserker and Moist in 1999, it was decided that the word of carnage needed to be spread unto the uneducated masses of the North.
Following Gillingham FC to such salubrious locations in England such as Preston,Blackpool,Nottingham,Stoke, Millwall etc, the Associates breathed new life into the decaying art of Football Hooliganism, excessive drinking, violence, vandalism and bugle practice.
The Associates finest moments would involve such tear-jerkers as the ransacking of the Boyce hotel, Pricey being arrested for mooning the riot police, Beserker doing a whole bag in one hit, Fin armed with 2 pool cues and bottles in the town centre, and Ches wrecking the phone box then laying out the bloke queueing at McDonalds late at night. Halcyon days.
God bless us all.
"Who set fire to that effigy of Sean Gregan at Preston on the terraces?"
"That'll be the Associates again".
Greeeeeeeeeeeeeegan You fucking cuntbag!
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Someone who works for a crime family, but is not considered an actual family member. Usually an associate is of a different ethnicity, and a crime family will only let in people of one particular background.
If an Irish man does something like stealing cars for an Italian mob, the Irishman is considered an associate
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A person who seeks the importance of a title and being a part of the managment team but has no responsability or applicable qualification. Often others are reluctant to be associated with this person. Otherwise known as a CEO buttplug
That buttplug has the title "associate, comercial operations".
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Someone you're lowkey fucking but lie to your friends about fucking because you aren't real. At all.
She said they were just associates but we all knew.
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