at least buy me dinner first

1. the response when somebody fucks you in a non-sexual way

2. the response when an unintentionally sexual activity occurs in a non-sexual setting

1.
*teacher hands back essay with a D-*
"at least buy me dinner first"

*car mechanic gives you a repair estimate*
"at least buy me dinner first"

2.
*tsa agent pats your groin down*
"at least buy me dinner first"

* gastroenterologist begins colonoscopy*
"at least buy me dinner first"

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