Atomic Shitten

A nostril scorching, sphincter shredding cacophony of ropey pan slamming turds.

A bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.

Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.

A heavily sedated Daley Tom lay motionless following his double hip replacement as a consequence of his giddying atomic shitten episode.’

‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and animalistic honeymoon bumming’