Audley

A super cool sloth master that has a sexy erotic mating dance that entices other slothes into its slothy lair. Most are very masculine, but a select few are very prone to getting sick. It is very annoying and unacceptable.

"Audley just got sick again with sloth fever because of his overdone erotic dance"

"I, an Audley, have a cool sloth lair, and am super fast, becuase im a sloth. Rest your head on my manly boosum!"

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audley harrison

Sham of a British boxer who pundits and promoters predicted would become a world champion. Whilst the boxing public noticed early on that he had no heart, boxing greats such as George Foreman claimed that 2006 would be Harrison's year. Inside the ring, Harrison has displayed an almost psychotic lack of aggression. After losing to the very average Danny Williams, and most recently to Dominic Guinn, Audley Harrison has proved that he has absolutley nothing to offer the sport.

Audley Harrison: You mean I'm supposed to hit him?

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audley end

Audley end is an old Victorian mansion built in the Second World War or better known as Saffron Walden ’s local train station and a place made for huge fucking pissups. You go to the local secondary school you’ll know this is the place to go when you wanna drink as an underage hardnut. Yes that’s right you’re underage, you’re in a field and you’re drinking or smoking a zoot

Who’s up for a pissup at audley end then?