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August 16th is National relationship day, appreciate your significant other by sending this to them wishing they have the best week
August 16th is a national day!
If you are born on August 16th you have a massive cock and can make a girl squirt like a pornstar with it.
You are the one of the most sexy people on Earth
Rose: ohhh fuck me that guy's birthday on August 16th made my pussy dripping wet
Selina: He made me squirt so hard in bed last night and i soaked the bed sheets
Holly: I'm so glad he is my boyfriend because he is amazing in bed
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The birthdate of someone cruel and foul mouthed, and can’t control their anger. Takes it out other people they are very bitchy calling you names and take their anger out on you and will most likely fake depression
girl: you wanker
other girl: you must be born on August 16th
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On August 16th we celebrate Corey la Barrie fly high brother we miss you. On August 16th wear blue for Corey!!!
Hey Jack is is today August 16th
Yep wear blue for Corey!!!
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Worship Lil peep day, A day where you can worship such a good musician and no one can stop you.
(Does not have to be 'Lil peep' but has to be a dead musician)
Some random person: it's August 16th we can worship *dead musician name*
Other person: Finally.
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National pussy lip sucking day. Go suck some pussy lips! People born on this day have an automatic pass to suck pussy lips.
Greg- “what day is it?”
Wade- “it’s August 16th”
Greg- “damn bet boutta smack down some pussy lips”
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Those born on this Day are Charming, Pleasant and Endlessly caring. They deserve all the praise they receive and are selfless enough to share it with those they love.
They also give the best hugs and kisses.
“Wow, so you were born on August 16th? That’s, awesome! You’re awesome! Lemme give you a hug!”