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Something that is localized entirely within your kitchen.
Person A: God lord! what is happening in there!?
Person B: Aurora borealis.
Person A: Aurora borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, at this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
Person B: Yes!
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Aurora Borealis... at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen.
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Also known as northern lights.
1) In scientific terms, it is cause by ions within the atmosphere getting excited from the energy released by the sun. During the state of excitement, the ions release those energy in order to stabilize themselves. Those energy bear different colors, which depends on the composition of the ions. (i.e. oxygen, nitrogen, carbon, etc.)
2) In common terms, pretty lights in the sky that can only be seen at the northern regions of the globe.
Person A: Hey! Did you see the Aurora Borealis in the sky last night?
Person B: The wuh?
Person A: Northern lights...
Person B: Oh! You mean that was northern lights? I thought I was high.
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Also known as the Northern Lights, they are a purely electrical phenomena producing bright bands of color across the night sky. Seen mostly in the far north (i.e. Alaska, Russia, Scandinavia).
Few things in this world are more beautiful than the Aurora Borealis.
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When one jizzes in another's ear and shakes the receipient's head while covering the receipient's ears as to make sure to complete the brain insemination.
Q-tip, the master of the Aurora Borealis, lives on the first floor of New Doris Hall at Tulane University. So go ahead and pay her a visit.
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Apocalypse every year occurring on Christmas Eve because you are in a time loop.
Neil: Is this the first time that you've ever seen Aurora Borealis crush mankind?
Neil's date: This is too scary for me actually. I'm leaving.
Neil: Baby it's cold inside don't leave me here alone!
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To ejaculate (by way of masturbation or fellatio) onto the outerlining of the females nipple, then proceed to clean it off with your tongue and/or teeth.
The Aurora Borealis I pulled on that bitch last night was incredible, but it left a nasty taste in my mouth.
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