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Shortened form of 'bang my vagina'. The female version of s my d, or suck my dick.
Guy: S MY D!
Girl: B MY V!
Guy #2: Well you can just go suck a dick.
Girl #2: Only if you'll b my v.
Megan: You know what I really want to do?
Stephanie: B my V?
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An offshoot of the D Club for people with female sex organs and/or breasts.
the B & V club is a social grouping of people who have comfortably shown each other their breasts and/or vaginas. B & V club meetings are usually conducted before a group of people are expected to be naked in the same room together and involves a full minute of staring at each other's genitals for a full minute.
Both clubs are utilized to reduce social awkwardness of accidentally seeing someone elses vagina or penis and trying to avoid looking at it by platonically addressing that awkwardness.
roommate 1: hey are you in the B & V club
roommate 2: no
roommate 1: ok lets deal with this out of the gate, here's my tits
roommate 2: man, im really peepin your sweet tits
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A word that means the user has too much time on their hands; part of the sheer boredom collection. Congrats on finding it though.
User: “I’ve searched 1q''m2w!!n{3e??b}4r,,v#5t..c%6y•"x^7u¥@z*8i£&l+9o€$k=0p>)j_-a<(h\/s~;g|:d on Urban Dictionary.”
Receiver: “Then I have the job for you! Go do your schoolwork and stop procrastinating for once.”
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THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?
Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*
Person#1:*confused*
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This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.
James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.
At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken
You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.