bilf

Baby I'd Like to Fuck

In the tv-show Family Guy the baby Stewie sees a beatiful baby girl and says: " O wait wait bilf, total bilf" .

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bilf

Possibly the most versatile word in any language. Though it sounds like "some b word I'd like to fuck," bilf actually refers to semen, but can be used much like fuck in that while someone can be bilfing, can bilf all over the place, can be full of bilf, and can be bilfed upon or into, they can also be referred to as a Bilf.

Damn hot mama, I'm gonna bilf in your bilf chalice.

Steve: So he stole all your shit?
Joe: Yeah.
Steve: What a bilf

You bilf nugget

you bilfing moron.

I'm gonna fill you with so much bilf you're going to get swimmers ear.

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bilf

Babysitter
I'd
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Damn, is that bilf of yours coming to watch you again. I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her!

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bilf

"baby I'd like to f*ck" as said by Stewie on family guy....it's only cool for him to say it...if you say it then you're just a pedo

Stewie: Oooh ooh bilf! She's a total bilf!

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bilf

an attractive bailey

"Wow is that bailey??? She's a bilf."

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bilf

Baby I'd Like to Fuck.
Used by Stewie Griffin in "Family Guy" in reference to a baby he found attractive in a supermarket.

Stewie: "Ooh, ooh! BILF, total BILF"
Stewie: "Yeah so I got 6 pacifiers"
BILF: "..."
Stewie "Well, that was a big nothing"

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bilf

boy i'd like to fuck

Justin's such a bilf! I'd love to stick my big cock in his tight little virgin ass!

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